2) My days and weeks are affected by United results. If the team loses, I have a fucked up time until they win again.
3) I didn't kill myself as a teenager because I realised that death would render me unable to watch United games.
4) My online nickname when I first started to go online was RyanTheDevil. I still use that nickname today.
5) I once participated in an online poll, where I admitted that I'd let Ryan Giggs shag my wife.
6) My grandfather's name just about edges Eric and Ryan as preferred names for my sons. And that too, isn't 100% certain.
7) I have passed the Ernest Mangnall test and look down on those who haven't. And don't even let me get started on those who don't know what the Earnest Magnall test is.
8) I've read the history of United. Numerous times.
9) I Google Manchester United several times a day. Just to make sure nothing goes on without me knowing about it.
10) I have managed United so much in Football Manager that they've demolished Old Trafford and built a new stadium called Lourdes Park in my honour.
And, if you're wondering why I always say United and not Manchester United, it's because there is only ONE United.
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